A Cheapskate
Speak as Tony
Speak as Greg
Greg: Sure. Let's pay and then get out of here.
Tony: Okay. Let's split the bill. The pizza was 20 bucks, so let's both pay 10.
Greg: Well, your pizza slices were a little bigger than mine so I think that you should pay more.
Tony: You've got to be kidding.
Greg: No. I'm serious.
Tony: I swear that you are the biggest cheapskate that I've ever met.
Greg: I'm not a cheapskate. I'm just frugal.
Tony: You've gone too far this time. Give me the 10 dollars.
Greg: Fine.